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sakibatch:

buttalecki:

This post changed the world

(via stop-and-smell-the-corpses)

njsnowwhite:

the-time-goddess-of-221b:

Ads: you’re doing it right.

woah i just realized harry lived in a literal closet and his mentor lived in a figurative one

(Source: liveyourlifeasifyoureone, via stop-and-smell-the-corpses)

Let me buy you a coffee.

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So… How’d you know my weakness? 

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    —; She’s doodling writing. Her pen                                                                                                             taps against the page, as she                                                                                                  sort of drifts into her own world.                                                                                                                     You should probably bother her.                                                                                                                      She needs some inspiration.

Send me a ✍ and I will generate a number 1-200

thedamagedchild:

And make a starter based on what I get.

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(via thetempandtheactor)

"this is the end" starter prompts

cillianhelps:

  • "So… something not that chill happened last night."
  • Your mom’s pussy was the canvas. Your dad’s dick was the paintbrush. Boom. You’re the art.”
  • "[Other character] just stole all of our shit."
  • "The power of Christ compels you!"
  • We got 12 bottles of water, 56 beers, two vodkas, four whiskeys, six bottles of wine, tequila, Nutella, cheese, pizza, eggs, bananas, apples, bacon, steaks, pancake mix, C.T. Crunch, milk, ketchup, a Milky Way, half-ounce Sour Diesel, 3 1/2 grams Grand Master Kush, one ounce of ‘shrooms, 15 pills of ecstasy, a porno mag, a baseball bat, and the video camera from the movie 27 Hours.”
  • "I think we need to address the elephant in the room."
  • "The fucker’s got to go!"
  • "[Other character] didn’t suck any dick last night?"
  • "I know y’all are tripping."
  • "Give me everything you have to drink!"
  • "There are six of us! You cannot rob us!"
  • "I’M NOT FUCKING AROUND!"
  • "Let’s do all the drugs."
  • "It’s too late for you."
  • "You probably sucked somebody’s dick."
  • "Who did this?"
  • "What are you talking about?"
  • "You don’t cum on my stuff!"
  • "No more fuckin’ jerking off in my house!"
  • "I’m straight-up lovable."
  • "Cut his fuckin’ head off!"
  • "You guys are still alive?"
  • "Holy shit, I didn’t expect that."
  • "Shit, I can’t believe you guys are here."
  • "Your timing couldn’t be more perfect."
  • "It’s been awhile since any of us have eaten."
  • "I collected him, made him my bitch."
  • "I fucked Lindsay Lohan."
  • "She kept calling me Michael Cera."
  • "A huge earthquake happens, who do they rescue first?"
  • "Welcome to Heaven, motherfuckers."
  • "Can I have that Milky Way?"
  • "I’m not gonna shoot [other character]!"
  • "I will shoot off your dick!"
  • "You don’t have enough bullets."
  • "We bring joy to people’s lives!"
  • "Oh, for fuck’s sake…"
  • "What have you guys been doing?"
  • "I’m a well-known homosexual advocate!"
  • "I don’t wanna die at [other character]’s house."
  • "We could build a life here together."
  • "I’d be really good to you."
  • "Is it bad?"
  • "Hey, does this coke smell funny?"
  • "I’ve never done cocaine."
  • "I can’t hold on much longer."
  • "You take my hand and I’ll pull you up!"
  • "I don’t want to die."
  • "Back the fuck up!"
  • "I would suck a dick for half a cracker."
  • "Just sit the fuck down!"
  • "This is no dream! This is really happening!"
  • "HOW FUCKING CRAZY IS THIS?!"
  • "Oh, shit!"
  • "Run!"
  • "Empty your pockets!"
  • "Nobody’s scared of you."
  • "It’s unacceptable after all the coke I wasted on you people!"
  • "The Apocalypse is nigh!"

(via aranearum)

Leigh-Anne for Tati

(Source: fairre, via fairrie)

imakemywings:

Imagine pirate!England. Age sixteen. Approaching one of Spain’s merchant ships that he’s just captured. He walks up to the captain of the ship and points his sword at the man’s throat.

And just as he’s proclaiming his victory, his voice jumps up three octaves.

Damn you puberty.

(via thoushallnotfadehere)

Send a ‘ʘ‿ʘ’ if your muse finds my muse attractive.

ultimateaskmemes:

(via cancoesdesabia)

laplumaesmasfuerte:

toolegittobrit:

[ deep in thought for a moment. ]

I mean, I guess I’d have to. I could always take the train down.

[ sips her coffee. she likes her with two sugars and a fuckload of flavored cream. hell yeah. ]

But I have school— I could always transfer to online, though.

Ah— I wouldn’t want to interfere with your studies.

How about you just come by on the weekends?

If you want— ha! A weekend secretary.

I could come over Friday after my last class, at four, and leave early Monday— since my first class is at 11.

laplumaesmasfuerte:

toolegittobrit:

[ notices the cups don’t match ] [ hell, none of her cups match ]

[ hands him his mug, and perches somewhere. ]

[ the counter, the back of the couch, the radiator. who knows? ]

Thank you. [takes his mug]

So if everything works out, are you going to commute to Connecticut from New York?

[ deep in thought for a moment. ]

I mean, I guess I’d have to. I could always take the train down.

[ sips her coffee. she likes her with two sugars and a fuckload of flavored cream. hell yeah. ]

But I have school— I could always transfer to online, though.

laplumaesmasfuerte:

toolegittobrit:

Not at all!

[ gestures to couch and to dining table alike. her apartment is kind of shabby. ]

Make yourself comfy. 

[ and walks into the combined kitchen to pour him a mug. luckily she’d made coffee earlier. ]

How do you take your coffee?

Just black is fine, thank you. [insert “I like my coffee how I like my women” joke here] [and he’ll take a seat]

[ notices the cups don’t match ] [ hell, none of her cups match ]

[ hands him his mug, and perches somewhere. ]

[ the counter, the back of the couch, the radiator. who knows? ]

(Source: zerredits, via honorex)

laplumaesmasfuerte:

toolegittobrit:

Thanks, man. 

[ just sort of smiles up at him ] [ the kind of tight-lipped smile where she’s physically trying not to bare her teeth. ]

You want coffee, or anything?

Ah, sure—if you don’t mind.

Not at all!

[ gestures to couch and to dining table alike. her apartment is kind of shabby. ]

Make yourself comfy. 

[ and walks into the combined kitchen to pour him a mug. luckily she’d made coffee earlier. ]

How do you take your coffee?

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