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reblog if you wouldn’t mind some curious anons

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sentence meme, arctic monkeys edition; »

primxvera:

  • ”I wish you’d ignoring me because you’re sending me to despair.”
  • “I don’t think you’re special. I don’t think you’re cool. You’re just probably alright. But under these lights you look beautiful. ”
  • “Yeah, but I’ll still take you home. ”
  • “You’re acting like a silly…

bananaboatemperor:

toolegittobrit:

Another year,

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               another existential crisis.

At least I’m here —-

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Matthew!

Where’s my present?

Another year,

               another existential crisis.

!!! let me clear this up for y’all.

sexual misconduct involves professional relationships and real sexual activity.

it does not involve: writing as a hobby, text, fiction, etc. you and your roleplaying partner are not bound by business ethics, nor are you (hopefully not, anyway) engaging in sexual activity.

sexual activity, on paper, is “classified in a number of ways. It can be divided into acts which involve one person, also called autoeroticism, such as masturbation, or two or more people such as vaginal sexanal sexoral sex or mutual masturbation.

nowhere here or anywhere does it say that sexual activity can be expressed in writing. therefore, there’s no sexual misconduct. YOU’RE NOT ACTUALLY HAVING SEX.

please stop trying to tell minors they “can’t smut” because of legal reasons that do not exist or do not apply. personal preference varies from person to person and is in no way a big deal or an issue (believe it or not, we minors also understand that sex is not everything.) but trying to make it into a huge movement and misinforming everyone is really quite grating on my and others’ muse.

if you’re going to post about this, please tag it. thank you.

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         ”Am I in the right place?”

             ”I’m the intern— Did someone ask for tea?…” She asks, holding up a foam cup, string peaking out from beneath the lid. In her other hand, she held a cup-holder (empty), and a brown paper bag (occupied). The student glances over at the rest of her items.

              “… And a white-chocolate somethin’ somethin’ cookie?”

Describe yourself on anon and I’ll say if I’d date you.

Age, gender, height, eye and hair color, then tell me what your favorite something (hobby, class, music, etc) and what kind of date you want me to take you on. 

Ready? GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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toolegittobrit started following you

sonofthegoblin:

He poured himself a drink and smiled. Moving around his desk, he sat down and took a sip, before putting it down and leaning forward slightly to observe her.

"So, how exactly does this work. You just ask me questions, and I answer to the best of my ability, or did you have something else in mind?"

"Mm-mm. All you have to do is answer a couple questions for me." Janelle assures him, taking a seat and crossing her legs. She reaches into her bag to remove a tape recorder, setting it down lightly on his desk and hitting record.

The young woman then leans back slightly into her seat, pulling out a small paper tablet, before speaking. “What was your initial reaction to being informed that you would be head of Oscorp, proceeding your father’s death?”

honorex:

toolegittobrit:

Challenge accepted.

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Same goes, Tony. That short for somethin’?

"I’ll take you up on that."

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"Mhm. Take a good guess."

Anthony, or a different version of it.

; Don’t make a comic book reference, no matter how hard you laugh.

Like the Stark.

honorex:

toolegittobrit:

Phew— I can handle 2/3 a problem.

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I’m Janelle.

"Sounds like you’re up for a challenge then."

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"Name’s Tony. Nice t’meet ya’, Janelle."

Challenge accepted.

Same goes, Tony. That short for somethin’?

honorex:

toolegittobrit:

Damn! You don’t look white, and I assume you’re a boy.

                 ; good. something she’s fluent in.

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So you’re only 2/3 a problem.

"Probably because I am not white and who knows? I might be a girl who can hide her natural gender pretty well.”

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"      No, I’m just messin’ with ya’.”

Phew— I can handle 2/3 a problem.

I’m Janelle.

honorex:

toolegittobrit:

Off the wall stressful.

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Are you angsty?

"Oh, I totally am, can’t you tell?”

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Note the sarcasm.

Damn! You don’t look white, and I assume you’re a boy.

                 ; good. something she’s fluent in.

So you’re only 2/3 a problem.

honorex:

toolegittobrit:

I have 99 problems and angsty white boys are all of them.

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"Seems like your life’s really stressful then."

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Off the wall stressful.

Are you angsty?

honorex:

toolegittobrit:

        “ Angsty white boys ruin my life.

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"Aha?"

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I have 99 problems and angsty white boys are all of them.

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