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Anonymous said:
Why do you love him so much?

Ahem. 

[ adjusts imaginary bow-tie, pats her chest with the side of her fist. ]

Because he requires utter darkness to sleep, as well as utter silence. This means no one in the room may be breathing. This would not be an issue.

He refuses to do his own laundry if there is another person in the home. This is an ancient Spanish custom that no one has ever heard before. He wears expensive underwear, so you have to be careful.

'Cause he likes mustard on his sandwiches.

And he requires a minimum of 4 straight hours of cuddling each night, followed by 4 straight hours of sex.

Because he refuses to wake up before noon.

'Cause he thought he was the worst man in the world, and then decided that, no, I could do worse.

[ folds up paper. ]

[ adjusts glasses. ] 

Anonymous said:
You know he's seeing someone, right?

I was unaware.

But, in all honesty, I wouldn’t doubt it. He’s a real catch.

Anonymous said:
Do you love Ramon?

Of course I do.

concruzyespada:

toolegittobrit:

[ nods a little bit. ]

Yeah.

[ wipes her eyes and sniffles. ]

Now I’m home all alone. Next you know everything will smell like moth balls and I’ll be wearing rollers.

[rubs her back]

Don’t say that.

I can make a point to visit more, if you’d like.

No, no…

Don’t go out of your way.

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concruzyespada:

toolegittobrit:

H-he was 17… I had him for a li’l over two years. 

[ frowns a lot, biting down on her lip. ]

I’m sorry, dear. 17, though, that’s pretty long for a dog, right?

[ nods a little bit. ]

Yeah.

[ wipes her eyes and sniffles. ]

Now I’m home all alone. Next you know everything will smell like moth balls and I’ll be wearing rollers.

concruzyespada:

toolegittobrit:

[ pulls back and looks at his shirt and only cries a little more— because look how she’s stained it. ]

[ still whispering and shaking. ]

The vet said it was old age..

[just keeps petting her  hair]

How old was he? How long did you have him for?

H-he was 17… I had him for a li’l over two years. 

[ frowns a lot, biting down on her lip. ]

concruzyespada:

toolegittobrit:

[ her shoulders shake ] [ and she buries her face into his chest ]

[ and she keeps crying. ]

[ and she whispers into his shirt. ]

Scout died.

Oh. Oh, sweetheart. I’m so sorry.

[pets her hair softly]

[he’s weirdly?? also really upset about this]

[but]

[ pulls back and looks at his shirt and only cries a little more— because look how she’s stained it. ]

[ still whispering and shaking. ]

The vet said it was old age..

concruzyespada:

toolegittobrit:

[ looks up at him slowly. ]

[ stares at him for a moment ]

[ before turning and quickly hugging him close. ]

[woah okay]

[holds her nice and tight] [he doesn’t know what’s going on but he’ll be damned if he lets her be sad]

[ her shoulders shake ] [ and she buries her face into his chest ]

[ and she keeps crying. ]

[ and she whispers into his shirt. ]

Scout died.

concruzyespada:

toolegittobrit:

[ she’s sobbing. ]

[ i mean complete, full-on, ugly crying. ]

[ with circles of makeup around her eyes, and a runny nose and uneasy breath. ]

[ wheezing and shaking hands, too. the whole nine yards. ]

[shit]

[awkward coughing noises]

[hello Janelle is this a bad time]

[ looks up at him slowly. ]

[ stares at him for a moment ]

[ before turning and quickly hugging him close. ]

[ she’s sobbing. ]

[ i mean complete, full-on, ugly crying. ]

[ with circles of makeup around her eyes, and a runny nose and uneasy breath. ]

[ wheezing and shaking hands, too. the whole nine yards. ]

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